tariqah:

Not cheating on people and not betraying your friends is actually very very very easy and I would 100% recommend this to everyone

anunexpectedfanboy:

worldsworstfather:

worldsworstfather:

worldsworstfather:

sometimes i just lose my fucking mind and afterwards i’m like “what the fuck is wrong with me…why am i Like This™” and the answer is always the moon

me: *goes absolutely feral for a few days*

me: why the hell did i do that *checks the lunar calendar and sees the moon’s up to some freaky shit again* ah

literally i LOVE the moon but like is she almost done…like is it over…being unhinged 24/7 like this is so. Exhausting

Roll for what this post is about

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The “I Probably Shouldn’t Have Pets” Starter Pack

commander-ledi:

neurodivergent-crow:

eritated:

amazingpetenclosures:

st–pvtrick:

firephox:

prettyfishies:

birdfightingbigotry:

mufunciis:

irljimmy:

robot707:

goldfishgeek:

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Could someone tell me what’s wrong with meowmix?

seems that it’s made some cats sicker (puking uncontrollably) and has been infested with bugs often, also in general, i think it’s probably just low grade and can give cats problems (like purina for dogs)

What’s wrong with the bird cage? I could understand that it could be too small for a large bird like a parrot, but what about a canary?

Nope. That cage is far too small to be used as a home for any kind of bird. It’s acceptable as a travel cage for small birds, or as a sleeping only cage. But songbirds deserve to have room to move around and fly too.

For Canaries and finches, it’s recommended they have at least a 3 foot cage!

Canaries are birds that need to fly. They were not meant to be domesticated and profited from as pets. They are highly active birds that will self harm from stress in such confined spaces. Canaries are delightful to have in groups, though they are fine on their own, but every 1 bird adds 3 cubic feet to the space needed. They need multiple perches and toys. These are examples of proper Canary or other small bird enclosures.

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Meow Mix is a horrible brand of cat food, I used to feed it to my cats and they would just throw it back up. It’s so low quality that half of the ingredients aren’t even food items. The meat is all scrap by products from slaughterhouses like hooves, eyes, tails and fat because it’s cheap. Which is something they don’t list on the packaging to fool pet owners. I always used to find worms in my bags of Meow Mix. Beneful literally uses antifreeze in it’s food, which has lead to the deaths of thousands of dogs a year. From conditions such as internal bleeding, seizures and cancers. 

Rabbits shouldn’t be confined to a cage. (Especially a dog cage..?) Rabbits are curious creatures that need to jump, run, chew and play to be healthy. Keeping them locked in a cage 24/7 as a toy for your kids will make them sick or develop aggression from stress. Healthy rabbit lifespans are 10+ years. Rabbit cages should only be a place for your rabbit to use the litterbox and sleep after a long day of exercise and play. Also, never keep two rabbits together unless they are fixed. Rabbits are territorial and they will either fight or mate rapidly when intact. Up to 14 babies every month. This is the proper set up for a rabbit.

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I’m cringing at that rainbow “my mommy got me a cute hamster” rodent cage. These are small creatures that need to run around and explore. They need to burrow and chew. This is the proper set up for a hamster or other small rodent. 

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Betta fish get stressed from any confinement under 5 gallons. They are the worst pet for being sold to kids as “accessories” in small cubed tanks. When kept like that the fish will die a horribly stressed life within a year when they can live for 7 or more. They need calm filtration with many dark caves and soft plants. They are aggressive to other fish. These fish are so intelligent that they actually play with you, and they need mental stimulation to live healthy. These are proper Betta setups.

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Who the fuck would even feed an omnivorous bearded dragon pellet food…? Do they want a sick pet? If pet stores even bothered to care about the keeping of exotic pets, they would know that shit is bad for them. If you can’t feed live meal worms and crickets than you shouldn’t own an exotic pet in the first place. Pellet food isn’t even real food, it’s chemically made with preservatives. 

@amazingpetenclosures

All of this is good info, thanks!

“Too small for a large bird like a parrot”

Reminder that parrots are not one species and range from budgie (parakeet) and cockatiel sized to macaws.

Either way it’s too fucking small, mate

@ the people in the comments going like “but i cant afford anything bigger/better!”

like no offence, but you shouldnt get a pet at all if you cannot afford to give them decent care.

beachdeath:

  • jeff bezos didn’t sign a pre-nup
  • and cheated on his wife of 25 years with a married woman
  • and washington state is a community property state, meaning that all assets acquired during a marriage are divided equally upon divorce
  • meaning that jeff bezos has to give his wife half of his net worth
  • and he is presently worth $137 billion
  • and half of $137 billion is roughly
  • $69 billion

They were married way before he created the company so he couldn’t even have foreseen needing a prenup. But honestly… I don’t think any of this matters to him or his hubris just doesn’t give a fuck…

archatlas:

The Captains’ Quarters: 6 Star Trek Floor Plans 

Each Star Trek captain is different…

Janeway loves black coffee. Picard loves archaeology. Archer loves Porthos.

These differences translate to their living spaces too – from Kirk’s “austere and efficient” quarters, to Sisko’s attempt to add personal touches and help make Jake feel at home.

Which is your favorite?

To help you decide, these 6 architecturally-inspired floor plans from Angie’s List detail the captains’ quarters of the Enterprise’s previous captains. 

Kirk’s Quarters:

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Picard’s Quarters:

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Sisko’s Quarters:

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Janeway’s Quarters:

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Archer’s Quarters:

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Lorca’s Quarters:

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I love this.

It only be better if they did Square Footage because all except Sisko’s quarters are on ships and I wonder how much the time period and the ship class has to do with it. Not to mention you’d think Sisko’s while it has the most rooms, may not be the largest of them all.

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

You know that if scientists discovered we live in a simulation, people would just meme about it.

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I moved.

Into a new apartment. It’s pretty great. Feels like a hotel more than anything. I’ll describe and show how. I’ll probably post photos when I actually can add stuff to it. Time off and shit has me with no more than some bedroom furniture in. (I moved on Tuesday).

Also, I got lucky af and won an apartment lottery because holy shit, rent here is more than I make in a month otherwise.

Anyway. It’s nice. This is one of the best things that’s ever happened to me. Don’t ask, I already have those who said they wanna live here, so applications are closed lol👀👀👀.

Anyway, I’ve had gin and need to sleep.

(I wrote this at 0053hrs and scheduled this post for later)